There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June

The Great Thing About Glasgow Is That If There's A Nuclear Attack It'll Look Exactly The Same Afterwards.

I Still Do My Comedy And My Performance Stuff And My Acting So It's Not All-consuming. But I Do Find Myself Drawing More And More These Days.

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

It's My Mind, And I Reserve The Right To Change It As Often As I Like.