There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June

I Like Salvador Dali And Rene Magritte. I Also Like The Scottish Artist John Byrne, Another Surrealist.

I Don't Aim To Offend.

If I Had A Hammer, There'd Be No More Folksingers.

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.

I Don't Believe In Angels, No. But I Do Have A Wee Parking Angel. It's On My Dashboard And You Wind It Up. The Wings Flap And It's Supposed To Give You A Parking Space. It's Worked So Far.