There Is No Defense Against The Base

Billy Loes Was The Only Player In The Majors Who Could Lose A Ground Ball In The Sun

I Guess You Don't Really Own A Dog, You Rent Them, And You Have To Be Thankful That You Had A Long Lease.

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.

My First Baseman Is George "catfish" Metkovich From Our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates Team, Which Lost 112 Games. After A Terrible Series Against The New York Giants, In Which Our Center Fielder Made Three Throwing Errors And Let Two Balls Get Through His Legs, Manager Billy Meyer Pleaded, "can Somebody Think Of Something To Help Us Win A Game?" "i'd Like To Make A Suggestion," Metkovich Said. "on Any Ball Hit To Center Field, Let's Just Let It Roll To See If It Might Go Foul."

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.