There Must Be Something Between Us, Even

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.

Nature Eventually Has Her Own Way, So Perhaps The Best Procedure Is To Accept What Old Mother Nature Or God, If You Will, Dictates. Accept It And You'll Get Along Better.

It's Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones.

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.