There's No Such Thing As Being Too

Let's All Start Walking More And Driving Less.

Baptists Never Make Love Standing Up. They're Afraid Someone Might See Them And Think They're Dancing.

It's Better To Have Died A Small Child Than To Be A Politician Who Gets Caught In A Scandal During A Slow News Month.

The Idiot Who Invented Instant Grits Also Thought Of Frozen Fried Chicken, And They Ought To Lock Him Up Before He Tries To Freeze-dry Collards.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.