There's No Such Thing As Being Too

If I Ever Get Back To Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground.

God Bless Merle Haggard. He Did All The Things That Johnny Cash Was Supposed To Have Done.

I Get Letters From People Who Say, 'what Have You Got Against Women?' What Could I Possibly Have Against Women? I've Married Three Of Them.

There Is Something Wrong When You Wait In Line Thirty Minutes To Get A Hamburger That Was Cooked For Ninety Seconds An Hour Ago.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"