There's Ten Stuffed Heads In My Trophy

Apart From That Mrs Lincoln, How Did You Enjoy The Play?

Be Careful Not To Do Your Good Deeds When There's No One Watching You.

When You Attend A Funeral, It Is Sad To Think That Sooner O' Later Those You Love Will Do The Same For You. And You May Have Thought It Tragic, Not To Mention Other Adjec- Tives, To Think Of All The Weeping They Will Do. (but Don't You Worry.

Don't Drink The Water And Don't Breathe The Air!

I Didn't Feel The Need For Anonymous Affection, For People In The Dark Applauding. To Me, It Would Be Like Writing A Novel And Then Getting Up Every Night And Reading Your Novel. Everything I Did Is On The Record And, If You Want To Hear It, Just Listen To The Record.