There Was No Need To Inform Us

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?