Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath

I Think A Lot Of People Who Watch Tv Don't Realize When They're Watch Tv Shows And It Says 'produced By' And Producer, Producer... There Are All These Producers. What The Hell Does A Producer Do? It's Funny How Much You Have To Worry About As A Producer.

When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up And Then Deep Fried That Is Couch French Fries.

If I Have To Move Up In A Building, I Choose The Elevator Over The Escalator. Because One Time I Was Riding The Escalator And I Tripped. I Fell Down The Stairs For An Hour And A Half.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

Hot Potato Is A Very Different Game When The People Playing Are Starving.