Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

A Travel Agent Told I Could Spend 7 Nights In Hawaii No Days Just Nights.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.