Too Many Trained Nurses Discommode Cupid.

Never Pretend To Have Money Except When You Are In Straits. The Poor Man Who Pretends To Have A Bank Account Betters His Credit And Takes No Risk. But The Prosperous Individual Who Counts His Money In The Street, Forthwith Will Be Invited To Attend A Charity Bazaar.

The Serpent Is Helpless Unless He Finds An Apple To Work With.

When Wealth Walks In At The Door, The Press Agent Comes In Through The Window.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.

The Wealthy Have Nothing Left Except Money.