Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At

My Definition Of An Intellectual Is Someone Who Can Listen To The William Tell Overture Without Thinking Of The Lone Ranger.

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

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If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.