Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"

,000 People In Hampden Park. Of Course They're All Scottish. Because No One Else Goes There. The English Have An Unwritten Rule: They Only Go To Places They Might Get Back From.

Learn To Feel Sorry For Music Because, Although It Is The International Language, It Has No Swear Words.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

I Think The Longer Britain Is In Europe The Better.