Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At

People Who Announce They Are Going To The Toilet. Thanks That's An Image I Really Didn't Need.

My Definition Of An Intellectual Is Someone Who Can Listen To The William Tell Overture Without Thinking Of The Lone Ranger.

Did Your Mother Never Tell You Not To Drink On An Empty Head?

I Think My Securities Far Outweigh My Insecurities. I Am Not Nearly As Afraid Of Myself And My Imagination As I Used To Be.

Paddy Was In The Delivery Room When The Midwife Handed Him A Black Baby. "is This Yours?" She Asked "probably" Said Paddy "she Burns Everything Else"