Truth Is The Edict Of God.

My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.

A Learned Fool Is One Who Has Read Everything And Simply Remembered It.

There Is No Greater Evidence Of Superior Intelligence Than To Be Surprised At Nothing.

If Animals Had Reason, They Would Act Just As Ridiculous As We Menfolks Do.

Don't Mistake Pleasure For Happiness. They Are A Different Breed Of Dogs.