Vaisey Looked Like A Startled Earwig.

Its Okay I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers.

How Do You Make Yourself Not Like Someone?

Dad At Breakfast Today Being Very Quiet. I Notice He Is Clean Shaven. I Said To Him, "vati, What Has Happened To The Little Beaver That Used To Live On The End Of Your Chin?

And That's When It Fell Off In My Hand

I Could Have Quite Literally Snogged Until The Cows Came Home. And When They Came Home I Would Have Shouted, "what Have You Cows Come Home For? Can't You See I'm Snogging, You Stupid Herbivores???