... Variety And The Hollywood Reporter, Two

... Variety And The Hollywood Reporter, Two Publications Read More Faithfully In Hollywood Than The Koran Is In Mecca.

It Was Plain To See The Hollywood Undertakers Take Care Of Everything. If You Die You Don't Have To Lift A Finger.

It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because I Do Nothing.

Disneyland Is Such A Big Thing To Californians, I Discovered That When You Cross The Border You Have To Raise Your Right Hand And Take An Oath That You Believe In Walt Disney.

To Restore A Sense Of Reality, I Think Walt Disney Should Have A Hardluckland.