We Can All Be Prouder To Be

Don't You Hate It When...your Suitcase Is The Last One Off The Airplane?

The English Language Is More Complex Than Calculus Because Numbers Don't Have Nuances.

I Don't Think The Government Is Out To Get Me Or Help Someone Else Get Me But It Wouldn't Surprise Me If They Were Out To Sell Me Something Or Help Someone Else Sell Me Something. I Mean, Why Else Would The Census Bureau Want To Know My Telephone Number?

No One Ever Writes A Book In Which He Is The Bad Guy.

Let's Make A Statement To The Airlines Just To Get Their Attention. We'll Pick A Week Next Year And We'll All Agree Not To Go Anywhere For Seven Days.