We Can't Do Much About The Length

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.

When You Make Your Mark In The World, Watch Out For The Envious With Erasers.

Don't Be A Hog: The Only Time A Hog Helps The Community Is When He Dies.

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.

The Honeymoon Is The Only Period When A Woman Isn't Trying To Reform Her Husband.