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All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.