When You Make Your Mark In The

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.