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Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.

Reactionary: One Who Wants The Rules Enforced So Nobody Can Take His Pile Away From Him The Way He Got It From Others.