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I Love To Write Jokes And That's All I Think About.

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.

I Suffer From Peroxide Phobia. Every Time I've Gotten Near A Blond Woman, Something Of Mine Has Disappeared. Jobs, Boyfriends... One Time An Angora Sweater Leaped Right Off My Body.

All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks And Sandals.

Husband: A Man Who Buys His Football Tickets Four Months In Advance And Waits Until The Day Before His Anniversary To Buy His Wife A Gift.