We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna

We're All Gonna Lie, We're All Gonna Cry, And We're All Gonna Take Painful Shits.

I Can Do More Than Just Stand-up Comedy, And The Only Way I'll Be Able To Show That Is If I Do It Myself. Because Nobody Trusts That I Can Do It.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.

Let's Talk A Little About Love. Sometimes You Meet Somebody And You Have What Is Known As A Relationship And Things Can Go Great. If Things Go Great You Have A Great Relationship. Sometimes It Doesn't Go So Great And I Call That A Relationshit!

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.