We Should Make Virtue Our Master, Not

We Mingle In Society Not So Much To Meet Others As To Escape Ourselves.

Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.

The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy Is Really Poor.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.