Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

My Background Is Degradation And Sloth, Mostly.

I Don't Like People Cleaning My Room.

I Tend To Stay With The Panic. I Embrace The Panic.