Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

It's Tough Having The Last Name Rickles. Luckily, My Kids Handled It Great.

I've Never Walked Off Stage And Said, I Shouldn't Have Done That. Because When You Do What I Do, You're Like A Fighter. You Throw The Right Hand And Say, That's What Got Me To This Dance. You Can't Have Doubt. If You Have Doubt, There's No Show.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per Se, I Build Up An Attitude And It Becomes A Joke.

I've Never Gambled A Dime. Never, In All My Years In Vegas.