What Abandoned Course Is That?

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.

Correct One Fault At A Time. Concentrate On The One Fault You Want To Overcome.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.