Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days,

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way. So I Stole A Bike And Asked For Forgiveness.

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.

Always Remember The Last Words Of My Grandfather, Who Said: 'a Truck!'