Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days,

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.