When A Fellow Ain't Got Much Mind,

If A Bank Fails In China, They Behead The Men At The Top Of It That Was Responsible... If We Beheaded All Of Ours That Were Responsible For Bank Failures, We Wouldn't Have Enough People Left To Bury The Heads.

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'

When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro? Not Until He Has Earned All He Can In College As An Amateur.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.

The Crime Of Taxation Is Not In The Taking It, It's In The Way That It's Spent.