When A Woman Says She Will Obey

The Men In My Family Are Strong Because The Women In My Family Kill And Eat The Weak Ones.

If It's Not Forbidden, Then It's Allowed

Dance Well With A Woman, And She's Halfway Yours.

My Mother Always Told Me The Best Way To Learn To Deal With A Man Was To Learn To Ride A Mule. She Said They Have About Equal Brains Most Of The Time. Sometimes The Mule Is Smarter.

When The Honey's Out Of The Comb, There's No Putting It Back.