When Did Ignorance Become A Point Of

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

Let's Form Proactive Synergy Restructuring Teams.

I'm Curious How You'll Know It Works. I Assume It's Mostly A Cosmetic Change.