When I Got To Los Angeles, I

Shut Your Damn Mouth.

I Was Drinking A Lot Of Bourbon. I Was Miserable. I Was Starting To Get Work, But It Wasn't Remotely Satisfying. It Was Garbage Compared To The Theater I Was Doing.

If You Like Comedy, Go Home And Curl Up With Leviticus. The Writers Of The Onion Are Handed Leviticus On Their First Day.

Always Maintain The Attitude Of A Student. If You Think You've Done Learning, Bitterness Sets In, But If You Have More To Achieve Every Day, In Any Arena, That Makes Each Morning's Awakening Full Of Potential And Cheery Portent.

My Education Began In Theater School, And It Continues To This Day. I Just Continued Learning To Be A Better Performer.