When I Open A Refrigerator Door And

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.

I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty Years.

Hollywood Has Unfortunately Become A Memory. It's Nothing But A Sign On The Side Of A Hill.

If I Ever Complain To An Agent About Anything, He Always Has A Pained Look On His Face, Like, "how Can You Be So Ungrateful? Why, Mick, I Just Named My Yacht After You!"

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.