When I See A Man Of Shallow

The Happiest Time In Any Man's Life Is When He Is In Red-hot Pursuit Of A Dollar With A Reasonable Prospect Of Overtaking It.

Young Widows Still Bide Their Time.

Poverty Is The Step-mother Of Genius.

Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

...but Why Discourse Upon The Virtues Of The Horse? They Are Too Numerous To Tell Save When You Have A Horse To Sell.