When I Was A Kid I Got

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

They Say Love Thy Neighbor As Thy Self , What Am I Supposed To Do Jerk Him Off Too?

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.