When I Was Born I Was So

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.