I Tell Ya When I Was A

I Told My Dentist My Teeth Are Going Yellow. He Told Me To Wear A Brown Tie.

He Found A New Way To Cover Up His Bad Breath. He Holds Up His Arms.

My Boy Is A Mean Kid. I Came Home The Other Day And Saw Him Taping Worms To The Sidewalk, He Sits There And Watches The Birds Get Hernias. Well, Only Last Christmas I Gave Him A B-b Gun And He Gave Me A Sweatshirt With A Bulls-eye On The Back. I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. In My House, We Pray After We Eat.

Cars And Women Are A Lot Alike. They Lie About The Milage.