I Tell Ya When I Was A

I Stuck My Head Out The Window And Got Arrested For Mooning.

I'm Not A Sexy Guy. I Went To A Hooker. I Dropped My Pants. She Dropped Her Price.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.