I Tell Ya When I Was A

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

I Get No Respect. The Way My Luck Is Running, If I Was A Politician I Would Be Honest.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

Oh, I Was An Ugly Kid. My Old Man Took Me To The Zoo. They Thanked Him For Returning Me.