I Tell Ya When I Was A

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.

It's Lonely On The Top When There's No One On The Bottom.

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.