When The Sun Comes Up, I Have

I Love My Parents And They're Wonderful People, But They Were Strict, And I Still Look For Ways To Get Even. When I Got My Own Apartment For The Very First Time And They Came To Stay With Me For The Weekend, I Made Them Stay In Separate Bedrooms.

I Personally Cannot Tell You How Many Times We Rescuers Put Our Names On Animals To Come To Us As Soon As They Are Eligible For Release, Only To Find They Have Been Senselessly Killed By Overzealous Pound Workers.

I've Never Been Married, But I Tell People I'm Divorced So They Won't Think Something Is Wrong With Me.

I Know What Men Want. Men Want To Be Really, Really Close To Someone Who Will Leave Them Alone.

I Guess In General, People Tend To Not Eat The Cute Animals.