When The Sun Comes Up, I Have

Horse Racing Is Waning In Popularity.

Wouldn’t It Be Great To See A Line In All Movie Credits That Truthfully Says, “nobody Was Harmed In The Making Of This Film, And At The Cast Party, All Animals Got A Belly Belly Belly Rub”.

When Women Are Depressed, They Eat Or Go Shopping.

I Know What Men Want. Men Want To Be Really, Really Close To Someone Who Will Leave Them Alone.

I Read Books That Say If You Want To Keep Sex Hot You Tell A Person What You Want. How Do You Tell 'em You Want Somebody Else?