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You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

I've Been Asked To Say A Couple Of Words About My Husband, Fang. How About Short And Cheap?

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!