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I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

If Your House Is Really A Mess And A Stranger Comes To The Door Greet Him With, 'who Could Have Done This? We Have No Enemies!'

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.