When You Enter A Room, You Have

You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

Smartphones. Who Cares? Smartphones. I Only Have Dummy Phones.

I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In My Opinion. I Never Did Anything Below The Belt.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

Once In A While, When I'm Alone, I Think About My Age. I Think, How Many More Years Do I Have On This Earth? But I Can't Really Conceive Of Dying. Somehow, In My Head, I Don't Think I'll Die. I Know That Everybody Dies, Of Course. I Just Think That It'll Never Come To Me. It's Crazy, But There It Is.