When You Have Children Your House Smells

I Don't Know Really, It Doesn't Feel Like It Has Changed To Me But I Think To Have To Move With The Times. Try Out Different Areas And Not Get Stuck In 1978.

I Am A Hip-hop Artist, As You Probably Know. My Hip-hop Name Is Big Smalls.

I Went On The Pill When I Was 16, Put On Four Stone... So That Proved To Be A Very Effective Contraceptive.

When I Got Married, The Sun Ran The Headline: "here Comes The Bride, All Fat And Wide." Luckily, It Was A Few Days After The Wedding - But It Was Still Hideous To Read At A Great Romantic Moment.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid.