When You Win Your First Grammy, It's

I Have No Desire To Make Money Off Musicians. I Just Want To Promote Them Because I Want To Share Music.

In A Perfect World, Everybody Would Be Gay. I Mean If Everybody Looked Like Zach Braff, You Just Wouldn't Be Able To Resist.

If Global Warming Is Such A Bad Thing, Then Why Is It Taking Out All Of Mankind's Competitors? It Just Seems To Me That The Less Species Are Out There, Killing All Our Caribou, The Better.

There's A Lot Of Gray Area In The Law. Who Can Say, Without A Doubt, That I Was In The Wrong?

Yea, I've Got A Dream Too. It Involves Time-travel And A Rifle.