Whenever I Wear Something Expensive It Looks

I’m Actually Pale Blue: It Takes Me A Week Of Sunbathing To Turn White.

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.

Chic Murray Once Told Me He Fell In The Street, And A Woman Said To Him, "did You Fall?" He Said, "no, I'm Tryin' To Break A Bar Of Chocolate In My Back Pocket."

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

When You Are Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, "has The Bus Come Yet?". If The Bus Came Would I Be Standing Here?