Which One Of You Is Going To

Miss A Putt For $2,000? Not Likely!

Which One Of You Is Going To Be Runner-up?

When I Have A Match To Play, I Begin To Relax As Soon As I Wake Up. Everything I Do, I Do Slow And Easy. That Goes For Stroking The Razor, Getting Dressed, And Eating My Breakfast. I'm Practically In Slow Motion. By The Time I'm Ready To Tee Off, I'm So Used To Taking My Time That It's Impossible To Hurry My Swing.

The Course Is Playing The Players Instead Of The Players Playing The Course.

Here Eddie, Hold The Flag While I Putt Out.