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It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.

Miss A Putt For $2,000? Not Likely!

Give Me A Man With Big Hands And Big Feet And No Brains And I'll Make A Golfer Out Of Him.

If You Worry About The Ones You Missed, You Are Going To Keep Missing Them.

He May Have Gone To Bed Three Hours Ago, But He Knows Who He Is Playing. You Can Rest Assured That He Hasn't Slept A Wink.