With Humans It's Abortion, But With Chickens

I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I Don't Trust Any Organization That Has A Handbook.

Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can Train Them To Be Dead Soldiers.

Medical Researchers Have Discovered A New Disease That Has No Symptoms. It Is Impossible To Detect, And There Is No Known Cure. Fortunately, No Cases Have Been Reported Thus Far.

If One Synchronized Swimmer Drowns, Do The Rest Drown Too?

There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday Night, Weather Permitting!