With Identical Twins, You Always Get A

Neil Armstrong, That Spaceman, He Went To The Moon But He Ain't Been Back. It Can't Have Been That Good.

I'd Rather Live In A Cave With A View Of A Palace Than Live In A Palace With A View Of A Cave.

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

Yesterday, I Did Some Painting Then Went Out To Buy An Onion And Came Home And Watched 'university Challenge.' The Onion Was Probably The Highlight.

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.