With Identical Twins, You Always Get A

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

The Other Day I Was Thinking - Because I Get A Lot Of Headaches - I Was Wondering Whether The Head Should Be Where It Is. Because, At The End Of The Day, It's Probably The Heaviest Part Of Your Body, Right? And Yet It's At The Top As Opposed To, I Don't, Dangling At The Bottom Somewhere.

A Problem Solved Is A Problem Caused.

Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out The Window.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.