Women Liked Me Because I Made Them

Always Get Married In The Morning. That Way If It Doesn't Work Out, You Haven't Wasted The Whole Day.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

Had I Been Brighter, The Ladies Been Gentler, The Scotch Been Weaker, Had The Gods Been Kinder, Had The Dice Been Hotter, This Could Have Been A One-sentence Story: Once Upon A Time I Lived Happily Ever After.

Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

Meadowlark Lemon Is One Very Clever Man, Unique And Truly One Of A Kind.