Worrying About The Future Is A Thing

Presidents Tend To Tinker, You Know, And Mess Everything Up.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

Having A Comic In The White House Will Assure Stability In Foreign Relations. The World Will Continue To Respond To Foreign Initiatives By Saying, 'you Must Be Joking.'

I Want To Caucus In Iowa. I'll Caucus All Over The State. I Don't Caucus In California. You Don't Caucus Where You Live. It Doesn't Look Good.

If Elected, I Will Win.