Worrying About The Future Is A Thing

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

In America, Any Boy Can Grow Up To Become President. Or, If He Never Grows Up, Vice President.

I Think We Should Just Tip The Government If It Does A Good Job. Fifteen Percent Is The Standard Tip, Isn't It?

You Have To Understand, I Can't Do Any Jokes About Ross Perot, Because The Last Thing I Need Right Now Is Another Credit Check.

I Am Neither Left Wing Nor Right Wing. I Am Middle-of-the-bird.