Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

Marijuana Is Like Coors Beer. If You Could Buy The Damn Stuff At A Georgia Filling Station, Youd Decide You Wouldnt Want It.

Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

I Always Said What I Thought And I Didn't Hold Anything Back.

Sometimes Even Lawyers Need Lawyers.