Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.

I Always Said What I Thought And I Didn't Hold Anything Back.

I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell A Lie.

Marijuana Is Like Coors Beer. If You Could Buy The Damn Stuff At A Georgia Filling Station, Youd Decide You Wouldnt Want It.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.