Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell A Lie.

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.

Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

Well, A Good Ole Boy Is Somebody That Rides Around In A Pick-up Truck - Which I Do - And Drinks Beer And Puts 'em In A Litter Bag. A Redneck's One That Rides Around In A Truck And Drinks Beer And Throws 'em Out The Window.

I Do Not Deny I Brought Most Of My Notoriety On Myself, Nor Do I Apologize For It.