You Can Have The Best Team In

Everybody Makes Mistakes, That's Why They Put Erasers On Pencils

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

It Is A Great Honor To Be Inducted Into The Pacific Coast League Hall Of Fame. When You Honor Me With This Distinction, You Really Honor The Players Who Put Me There. All Of The Honors I Receive Became A Reality Only Through The Contributions Of My Players. In Addition To Myself, You Also Honor My Family And The Dodger Organization. I Accept This Recognition With Pride And Gratitude.

I Love Doubleheaders. That Way I Get To Keep My Uniform On Longer.

I Was Told To Stay Away From Pasta And Bread For Two Weeks. Not Eating Pasta? That'll Kill Me. Anything Else, But Why Pasta?