You Can Keep The Things Of Bronze

I Once Knew A Chap Who Had A System Of Just Hanging The Baby On The Clothes Line To Dry And He Was Greatly Admired By His Fellow Citizens For Having Discovered A Wonderful Innovation On Changing A Diaper.

He Who Tooteth Not His Own Horn, The Same Shall Not Be Tooted.

A Free-loader Is A Confirmed Guest. He Is The Man Who Is Always Willing To Come To Dinner.

The Race Is Not Always To The Swift, Nor The Battle To The Strong, But That's The Way To Bet.

He Hardest Obstacle For Me Has Been To Find A Father. I Am The Product Of Three Fathers, And My Connection To Each Of Them Has Left Me Wanting. Each Have Their Own Strengths And Weaknesses, But I've Always Been In Competition With Them In Some Way.