You Can Leave In A Huff. Or

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.