You Can Shuffle My Deck Any Day!

Some People Hate The Sight Of Me As Soon As They See Me On Television. They Loathe The Look Of Me, And I Accept That From The Days Of Variety. I Would Walk On And Some People Would Open A Newspaper And Think, 'he's First On, So He Can't Be Any Good.' I Accept That.

I Have No Plans To Rock Myself To Sleep In My Bath Chair Yet.

Nice To See You, To See You Nice

I Don't Want To Grow Old Gracefully. I Want To Put Up A Bit Of A Fight.

Lots Of People Come Up To Me And Call Me Sir Bruce Now. Interviewers Call Me Sir With Every Question, But I Never Make A Point Of Making People Call Me Sir. It Doesn't Matter To Me, Though; It Was A Great Honour To Be Knighted. I'm Very Proud Of It.